A Match Made in the O.R.
by Sala Levin
The dating ritual is replete with anxieties: What dress to wear? How long should I wait to call after the date? Is my nose so big that I'll be single forever? Well, Orthodox denizens of greater Miami, Michael Salzhauer is here to help you with at least one of those worries. The plastic surgeon gained some notoriety last month for putting out a music video (called "Jewcan Sam") in which a young man--played by the lead singer of The Groggers--with a prominent nose just can't get the pretty girl to go on a date with him. In exchange for the band's performance in the video, Salzhauer offered gratis nose jobs to any of its members. The lead singer took him up on it, but his character--now smooth-nosed--still didn't get the girl. Now, Salzhauer...