🥩 Did you take a third helping of brisket before the host sat down?
🎁 Refuse to let your in-laws give your kids Christmas presents?
🥃 Walk out to take a l’chaim (or three) during the rabbi’s speech?
Let’s face it: we’ve all had moments where somebody thinks we’re being a bit of a schmuck. If you’re sure you were in the right, or maybe not so sure, maybe you should let us be the judge: fill out this form with your most schmuckish moment, and our editors will decide if you truly deserve the dreaded moniker!
Top image: A detail from “Haman recognizes his fate,” by Rembrandt. Photo credit: Creative Commons via Wikimedia.
The schmuck whose survey this is has a google form that does not let me fill it out. Hey, I’m a subscriber. Nu?
a schmuck by definition is a dangling ornament How many are there in this world??