Who couldn't love this face? (Christopher Kingswood)
Guys, a tip: If you’re married but, you know, flexible, and you embark on an affair with a younger co-worker who then decides that your 176 text messages and 23 emails over a 16-hour period are, you know, creepy, she might ask for a transfer overseas. If she does this, the only way (repeat: the only way) to get her back is to fly to her new home in London, bearing a box of Cuban cigars and bottles of whiskey for her father (because you are, after all, thoughtful), and, when stopped, say that you are an Israeli spy. Trust us: this plan has never failed.
–Sala Levin