The competition for best Craigslist posting to mention both Girls and the Holocaust just narrowed a lot, thanks to this, the most Jewish Craigslist posting of all time. In it, “five handsome and two not so handsome single men” from Washington, DC invite women to submit their photos and answers to questions like “Have you read Portnoy’s Complaint?”; “Explain why a two-state solution would or would not work?; “Which character from Girls speaks most to your personality?”; “Which biblical forefather do you admire most and why?” and, you know, other questions pertaining to the most important parts of one’s Jewish identity. Seven women–who we guess are supposed to be the “winners,” but, really, is anyone winning here?–will be invited to a Shabbat dinner hosted by the men. Marriage and Jewish babies to follow.