Prove Your Comedy Chops with Moment’s Cartoon Caption Contest

Welcome to the Moment Magazine Cartoon Caption Contest, founded with the help of New Yorker cartoon editor Bob Mankoff, and drawn by New Yorker cartoonist Ben Schwartz.

Do you have a way with words and humor? If so, look at the cartoon below and send us a caption—or two or three! Plus scroll down to vote for your favorite caption. It’s free and fun!

Winners may claim a free Moment subscription for a friend of family member. Contest open to U.S. residents 18 and above.

Plus: Read interviews with some of our most prolific caption contest contributors here.

Submit a caption for this cartoon by July 25 by writing it in as a comment at the bottom of this page!

Vote for your favorite caption by filling out the form immediately below!

“Now?”
— Norman Danzig, Bronx, NY


“Matchmaker, matchmaker, just let me snack.”
—Stephen Nadler, Princeton, NJ


“Unless that arrow’s filled with prune juice and patience, don’t bother!”
—Michele Starnes, Kenner, LA

Vote for your favorite! The winner will receive a free subscription to Moment to give to a friend. Any U.S. resident age 18 or older can enter.

Vote for your favorite caption

Chuckle at the Spring 2025 winning caption—and see who wrote it!

 

“Would you ever date a German shepherd?”
—Stephen Nadler, Princeton, NJ

How to Submit Your Caption(s)

Submit as a comment below by Winter 2025. Finalists will appear in the upcoming issue. To vote for the winner of the Spring 2025 contest (see finalists above), use the vote form.

Note:  By submitting a caption, voting or leaving a reply, you are agreeing to receive Moment‘s award-winning newsletters.

63 thoughts on “Cartoon Caption Contest

  1. Michael Lomazow says:

    “I don’t care what Moment says.These uniforms are not Kosher for Shabbos.”

  2. Michael Lomazow says:

    “Is there a centerfold?”

  3. Lee Lacewell says:

    “Would you be more comfy if you change into your body with the holes and dents?”

  4. Lee Lacewell says:

    “When you said you needed to sit for a moment I thought you meant a minute to meditate.”

  5. Marv Sager says:

    “For the Moment, robots will inherit the world!”

  6. Marv Sager says:

    “For the Moment to visit Israel, you need a GOOD HEART with LOVE for the Jewish people!”

  7. Lee Lacewell says:

    “You’re not fooling anyone by putting that Playbot magazine inside a Moment Magazine cover!”

  8. Marv Sager says:

    “Are there any instructions on how to communicate with dull-minded Washington, D.C. leaders?”

  9. Dale Stout says:

    I knew all your intelligence wasn’t artificial.

  10. Marv Sager says:

    “If we buy a Moment Subscription, they may also throw a wrench in the works!”

  11. Lee Lacewell says:

    “Isn’t that the Magazine that rose to fame printing the bodies of work of the best and brightest cartoon captioneers in the world?”

  12. Lee Lacewell says:

    “I’m guessing you picked up the printed edition because online you couldn’t identify all the boxes with bicycles and they figured out you’re a robot.”

  13. Marv Sager says:

    Understanding Moment cartoon captions requires mind over matter. If you don’t mind, then it doesn’t matter!

  14. Michael Lomazow says:

    “They recommend the Bar Mitzvah tour.”

  15. Lee Lacewell says:

    “You just open it up and start reading without entering a password or username?”

  16. Michael Lomazow says:

    “What the hell is a Mohel?”

  17. Marv Sager says:

    “You can purchase a Tesla with an AI license, and it will be driven to your home by remote control!”

  18. jeffrey siegel says:

    ” Still searching for intelligent life?”

  19. Rich Wolf says:

    “That Nadler guy won again?!”

  20. Rich Wolf says:

    “I think it was a thing the humans read.”

  21. Rich Wolf says:

    “It was the magazine that said AI was a flash in the pan.”

  22. “The captions are so much funnier in binary.”

  23. “How close are we to peace in the Middle East?”

  24. “What is their stand on bot mitzvahs?”

  25. Larry Lesser says:

    “You will see hallucinations…” (Proverbs 23:33)

  26. Larry Lesser says:

    ALL Jewish learning is Deep Learning!

  27. Larry Lesser says:

    AISH is half AI !

  28. Larry Lesser says:

    The Moment Debate needs a bot kol!

  29. Larry Lesser says:

    I love how each issue ends with the Spice Bots!

  30. Larry Lesser says:

    I’d love a byte from the Talk of the Table feature!

  31. Larry Lesser says:

    Do their writers use SchmoozeGPT?

  32. Lee Lacewell says:

    “If you’ll get your electro-biological-smelling-device out of that magazine I’ll change into my humanoid body and put on that ‘Afternoon Delight Song’ that heats up your circuitboards so much!”

  33. Larry Lesser says:

    I’ve got a print subscription ’cause I can’t login and prove I’m not a robot!

  34. Marv Sager says:

    “I thought a NANOBOT referred to my absent-minded NANNY!”

    1. Larry Lesser says:

      a little bit 😉

  35. Marv Sager says:

    “The AI Rising Lion of Israel is named BOT SHALOM!”

  36. Lee Lacewell says:

    “I didn’t say you’re lazy, I said you’re always in ‘power saving mode’!”

  37. Lee Lacewell says:

    “You planning on becoming a Cyberg now?”

  38. Marv Sager says:

    “Can you believe they sell robo pets called JUNK YARD DOGS?”

  39. Lee Lacewell says:

    “You’ll never win the ‘Caption Contest’ if you stay in ‘Power Saving Mode’ all the time.”

  40. Marv Sager says:

    “Is it possible that Ben Schwartz is a living organism that was abducted by aliens and imitates a cyborg?”

  41. Lee Lacewell says:

    “So everything we thought was old is new again?”

  42. Marv Sager says:

    “Our commander said in the Moment, ‘I came, I saw, I PLUGGED IN!'”

  43. Rich Wolf says:

    “Just keep trying-you’ll be a ‘favorite caption’ someday.”

  44. Rory Steen says:

    “At some point, you’re going to have to install the update.”

  45. Lee Lacewell says:

    “Don’t blow a capacitor when I say this, but only a small percentage of your parts are Jewish!”

  46. Rory Steen says:

    “Quit stalling. At some point, you’re going to have to install the update.”

  47. Myra Mondzac says:

    Any new medical breakthroughs for squeaky joints?

  48. Howie Slomka says:

    I must have gotten a subscription as a Bot Mitzvah gift.

  49. Michael Lomazow says:

    “Is that the Golda Meir centerfold issue?”

  50. Marv Sager says:

    “Our comrade met the Lorena Bobbitt creature, and now our comrade has a SHORT CIRCUIT!”

  51. Jeff Levy says:

    It doesn’t say anything about Shabbat Mode.

  52. Mark Schaefer says:

    “Don’t overstimulate your neural network.”

  53. Michael Lomazow says:

    “What a great in-flight magazine.”

  54. Daniel Besdin says:

    Dad, what’s a bris?

  55. Rich Wolf says:

    “I don’t think that crash test dummy school is what you think it is.”

  56. Rich Wolf says:

    “Is Iron Man the centerfold again?!”

  57. Marv Sager says:

    “There is a Mount Trashmore Park, and they are seeking old AI relics like us to guard the park.”

  58. “It’s because of readers like you that we’re going to lose the tree.”

  59. “Jews and captioners open it from the right.”

  60. Marv Sager says:

    “It says for the Moment, if I had an AI brain like yours, then I would never have to scratch my head!”

  61. Marv Sager says:

    “Is Poseidon really an underwater cyborg? In any case, he uses his trident to STICK HOLELY WATER into you!”

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